zombiepan

More aggressive cousin of deadpan comedy. Involves telling a deadpan joke that attempts to eat the brains of listeners, at least metaphorically.

Damn it Bobo, I thought you were serious for a second when you told me you wanted to eat my brains with a straight face. Nice zombiepan!

by HumaneAnimal June 21, 2018

zombieking

Proof that hordes of mindless zombies in need of brains really do exist.

The zombie populations true numbers were exposed when they all came out of hiding to support the zombieking.

by jpg3 November 3, 2011

ZombieChan

A female who had a short but very succeful movie streaming channel on Mogulus.

Also known as:
Zombie
ZChan
Zee
Z

Person1: "Dude are you going to Z T.V. tonight?"
Person2: "Hell yeah, ZombieChan is so hot!"

by HHorrid August 27, 2009

zombiepocalypse

(n) an apocalypse brought on by a zombie pandemic that turns a sizable portion of the world's population into the living dead

Once the Rage Virus mutated to become airborne, the ensuing zombiepocalypse was inevitable.

by Lucious Bertolli February 17, 2010

zombien

brand new slang for when somebody half asleep half awake and is still able to send text messages!

damn im amazed i can text in my sleep, Im zombien cuz!

by raggasensi February 3, 2009

zombiephile

A noun describing a person who koves anything related to zombies (reanimated corpses) or zombie life.

She is a total zombiephile who’s been looking for a zombie boyfriend forever; she says that the aggressive demeanor coupled with the grotesque rotting flesh and vacant eyes is the penultimate turn-on!

by Dr Bunnygirl May 30, 2021

Zombiename

When a trans person for whatever reason has to use a deadname after already having an actual name.

Derived from deadname, zombies being undead creatures who remain "alive" while supposed to be dead.

Reasons are varied but common ones include but are not limited to:

1) Financial inability to transition documentation.

2) Legal issue such as transition not being allowed by law.

3) Semi-closet, when transition has only happened under certain social situations because of safety, employment, or other reasons.

4) Social media companies policies

This list is not exhaustive.

Zombienames are no quite deadnames and thus the person must still be using them in so fashion, even to refer to themselves, for them to be zombiename.

For example, a social media account with a deadname is one that is kept as an archive, a zombiename account either is minimally active or the main account.

I had to go full zombiename at work, it's unsafe as Karen from Finance is a massive transphobe.

by esekaese September 9, 2023