whapped

for a male human to expose himself inappropriately, or "flash".

"He whapped it out in front of my face." Deidre said to Martha.

by brothercompost September 28, 2015

wheatonia

One of the most ghetto names in the United States. Typically found in the hoods of the south.

That hood rat always be on the corner, that MUST be Wheatonia

by Atlgirl October 9, 2016

Wheat Meat

The act of slapping your "meat" against a loaf of bread

Sam: "Did you wheat meat my sandwich?"
Bill: "Heck yeah bro it was so much fun!"

by SO Harby August 19, 2016

Weapon

The softest of all men... characterized by an inflated sense of self and an enhanced perception of how others see you. also, a self imposed need to present a party face of all time. Unable to function while hung over. AKA "The Squirt Gun"

Place of origin: East Coast (specifically Darien)

Synonyms: Tool, Douche

Antonyms: Calm, Cool, Composed

Jackson thinks he such a weapon... Little does he know I wiped my duck butter on his grill.

by Please Kick Poop September 5, 2016

Weapedo

A weapedo,usually a 34 year old man who masturbates to 13 year old anime girls. Name is a combination of weeabo and pedophile thus the name weapedo.

Hey did y ou know that Mr.Jones is a weapedo?

So thats that ''fap'' noise that i hear all night.

by Xxswagsuicidexx77 March 8, 2017

weapons grade cheese

Hard, solid block of cheese, hard enough to inflict damage if hit by it. Usually colored in bright shades more typical for taxi cabs than edible matter. For example, Black Diamond.

That block of weapons grade cheese would do some serious damage if you get hit by it.

That's some weapons grade cheese right there.

"Is that cheese or a weapon for self defense?"
"It's weapons grade cheese."

by Bahuka March 24, 2017

Weapon

A weapon is any type of device used with intend to inflict damage or harm to any living beings or structures.

Police officer: Put down your weapon!
Person: Okay.. Okay. Just don't shoot!

by Oxler_Psycho April 28, 2017