john thomas

a soft pretzel, or penis

one jizzy johnny t, please!!
one jizzy john thomas

by rainy night September 30, 2007

Thomas

An absoloute midget twat who should drink bleach.

You're such a Thomas go kill yourself.

by Mr Bigwinky February 15, 2017

Dirty Tomas

Its when you get on yo mama and stick yo hand all of the way through her till you see it come out the asscrack

i tried to give my mama a Dirty Tomas but my arm wasnt long enough

by Ryan & Tomas February 26, 2009

savannah thomas

A amazing person with a great personality and deserves better....than she is treated you people out there judging her and shit leave her tf alone.....I am in love with her😍😘 because she is the person she wants to be.

I love savannah thomas with all my heart. 😍

by qwertyuiop😅 May 22, 2015

Thomas Francis

One who is a intelligent yet is a closet goth.

That guy is a Tom Francis.

by Rob T September 15, 2003

ThomasDW

Generally a male, but rarely a female, a ThomasDW is easily recognized by its devotion to a single product by a computer game maker, but when the maker must move on to new products to stay in business, it becomes a vicious attack dog that feels compelled to bite the hand that feeds it. Such a person is exceptionally short-sighted, self-involved, and takes great pleasure in attempting to undermine the efforts of others.

Person A: I can't believe this company is moving on to a new product after I have spent so much time making missions for their old games.

Person B: Deal with it you homo and get a life.

Person A: The hell I will, I will rant and complain and do whatever I can to undermine the release of their next product. I will not be ignored!

Person B: Get a grip and stop being such a ThomasDW.

by Grass-Cutter April 2, 2008

Georgina Thomas

16 year old. North Wales Based. Female. Fond of footwear and music. Less fond of sharp, pointed objects.

Endearing Friend. Intelligent. Tres Amusent. Sometimes known as 'Georgie', or to her dissaproval, 'G' or 'Gina'.

"Be honest now. Do you think I'm all sweet and innocent? Because, I'm not..."

"Basically, I'd say I'm a model daughter..."

by John Thorp January 28, 2005