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Can I have a tomato

“Can I have a tomato” means can I drink your urine.
M: can I have a tomato
N: why do you wanna drink my urine you weirdo!
by Tomatoman345 August 28, 2023
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Concrete Jungle Wet Dream Tomato

A misheard lyric from the song "Empire State of Mind", created by Jay-Z and Alicia Keys. This is normally being misheard during the Chorus of the song, while the actual lyrics are: "Congrete Jungle Where Dreams are Made of"
NEWWW YORRRRRRKKKKKKK Concrete Jungle Wet Dream Tomato
by namingrandomshitifindinthisweb October 31, 2023
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Dirty grilled cheese and tomato soup

When a man has sex with a woman who has a yeast infection and is also on their period.
My man gave me a dirty grilled cheese and tomato soup for my birthday.
by ScottyBeamer November 15, 2023
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Gender Studies Tomato-can

God, yeah, wow. There he goes again. Didja see it?
Hym "You see Piers Morgan had another Gender Studies Tomato-can on the show? God you guys are bad at that! You cannot defend your ideas at all. All the conservatives and/or conservative-adjacent media is doing is receding into solipsism and deflecting to the most absurd fringe of the people who accept of gender theory. Fuckin gender studies guy over there is like turtle on his back just floundering. You fuckin suck. You're not good at that. You're not good at defending any of your ideas. Your greatest champion is little squid-boy over there and he's not going to get the job done. He'll just ink poop, break even, and float away to bang pornstars. It's so much easier than you're making it look. I mean... Yeah, you're bad. Bad at the race stuff too.... Badbadbad..."
by Hym Iam February 26, 2024
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cut these tomatoes

Idk just something Darren Douglas said on proclubs
“We need to score, we let’s cut these tomatoes boys.”

Can be used as an alternative to “crunch time
by Regsri April 28, 2024
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by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. October 20, 2025
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