When you pretend to cry to distract people from recognising what a grade one bell-end your are. Hoping your tears will somehow make you appear human and make you immune to criticism.
by Theisolationroomshow December 13, 2020
Get the hancock tearsmug. by thebongwizard February 18, 2024
Get the Tear edgingmug. by mstrkrfter March 4, 2011
Get the tearful blumpkinmug. When you or another individual gives or receives an indian burn to your or someone elses penis until they ejaculate.
by EdgeLordy96 March 15, 2019
Get the Trail of tearsmug. On January 7, this is the day where you are sobbing and celebrating eating your tears! This can also be celebrated to support people who eat their own tears while crying!
Person 1: Happy International Eat Tears day! Hope ya feel better eating your tears.
Person 2: Thanks! *continues crying while eating tears*
Person 2: Thanks! *continues crying while eating tears*
by what is a dinosaur again?? January 6, 2024
Get the International Eat Tears Daymug. by My name is ???? December 11, 2022
Get the White man tearsmug. The act of ejaculating out your eye balls when you're suddenly surprised by an unbearably site of a top ten ugliest vaginas.
This is known as cloudy tears as your body refuses to provide the bucket (long eyed front bum) with your love swimmers.
A natural process that the rareness is around 10 in 3.4 billion.
This is known as cloudy tears as your body refuses to provide the bucket (long eyed front bum) with your love swimmers.
A natural process that the rareness is around 10 in 3.4 billion.
You've got more chance of winning the lottery than producing cloudy bucket tears but remember it's impossible to avoid until all growler owners are enforced to wear a vag badge warning.
by Scamp22 July 2, 2025
Get the Cloudy bucket tearmug.