Staff Assist

What is called over the intercom when a patient acts extremely unsafe or disruptive at the psych ward and they need
extra help to deal with the situation. When the situation is extra dire, a "staff assist with security" may be called.

Roman: "Man, that dude is going absolutely insane. We'd better call for a staff assist!"
Mike: "With security?!"
Roman: "Yes!"
Mike: "Oh no! I'll get the Thorazine then!"

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Killer of baby’s, taker of dick

Jacob’s a stiff dick baby killer

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Steffan Thomas

Appointed mayor of freakytown in the 2024 mayoral election, residents claim he drives a small blue hatchback named, The Freakmobile

Yo did you hear they appointed that freaky guy Steffan Thomas as the new mayor of freakytown?!

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Steffan Thomas

The supposed name of fictional mayor Slut Shady, who is currently in power in an underground book series titled 'A Freak's Dream' that takes place in rural English village Freakytown and it's surrounding areas

I heard a stupid theory that Slut Shady's real name is Steffan Thomas. I personally think he's the bastard son of Sticky Vicky.

by JDPTURBO May 8, 2024

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