Dad Stories

Stories told by your father that are exaggerated to impress upon how easy your life is compared to his at your age.

"I had to walk ten miles in ten feet of snow just to get to school in shoes that were too small;" (Dad Stories)

Kid realizing that his dad must be exaggerating as he did not grow up in Siberia.

by MadamexXx March 4, 2009

Livingston Street

A street in the shitty town of Tewksbury, MA. Basically? Its this wicked long street that is barely paved. If you go there, you will find about 2478864687 little wigger and preppy kids from the ages of 11-13 who think they're badass. Theres a bunch of shitty baseball fields that are always flooded and a Teen Center that smells like old people. Inside the Teen Center theres a bunch of pool tables and moldy couches. Theres a skatepark that sucks, and is always closed due to vandalism. Nobody goes there cause the Wilmington skatepark is better. Theres also a football field, and from there you can see the helicopter landing pad and horse stables owned by the rich guy who owns the Country Club and likes to fly around in his little helicopter. The only interesting thing on Livingston Street is the haunted house which kicks ass, but is only ope for like 3 weekends in October. In the woods is where all the kids go to get high

Livingston Street sucks. So does Tewksbury

by kellybowersiscoolerthanyou April 25, 2009

nickel-store whore

(1) A prostitute so cheap she would not even warrant a dime for her services. (2) An individual who is such an unbelievable slut that calling her a dime-store whore is both an insult to the value of dimes and to whores.

As Kelly provided fellatio to the stranger she had just met in the parking lot of a McDonalds, she demonstrated her prowess as a nickel-store whore.

by yeahitsthatguy88 March 22, 2010

how long does it take for someone to get milk from the grocery store?

about 18ish years

SIKE BITCH U THOT!!he ain’t coming back

Me: Hey mom where’s my dad?
Mom: He went to get milk
Me: How long does it take for someone to get milk from the grocery store?
Mom: ......

by ur DaD mR. bean May 11, 2020

street blowjobs

giving a blowjob on the street

"i got a blowjob on the corner of bloor and younge"

by roxy_not! July 14, 2005

streetboard

A mix of skateboardings grinds and snowboardings huge airs and flips. Insane new sport thats gonna take the world by surprise! hehehe.....

Back flip to 50-50 grind (street course of the World Streetboarding Championships 2003)
rodeo 900...
misty 720...
1080 degree spins!
too many sick ass tricks to name....

by Grom September 25, 2003

bourbon street

Frequented by drunken idiot tourists, local underage kids too young to actually drink or get into any bars, and the crazy guy who hands out the jesus flyers every weekend, lol. a typical initiation into new orleans nightlife includes bourbon street, or at least some part of the french quarter.
a good place to find a 15 year old to have sex with, see some breasts, drink way more than you know you should, get in fights with random people, and pee on things that dont belong to you. a nice OCCASIONAL visit.

Ugly Bob: where you goin man?

Booga: im goin out to bourbon street! wanna come?

Ugly Bob: nah... fuck that, i just got out of jail from the last time i went

by Hassell January 29, 2007