Splicer

Splicer: a super-sneaky codename for of the coolest people in the world. If you call someone a Splicer, you are insinuating that they are adorable, ghetto-fabulous, CatWomanly, and an OG. Usually, Splicers have unparalleled intelligence paired with frequent loss of common sense, can sing very as a second soprano but are forced to do first, and have a J body (PB&J). Splicers also receive much unappreciated male attention, due to their adorability and many talents. Occasionally, a poem may even be written about a Splicer, because Splicers invoke such feelings in their peers and colleagues. All in all, calling someone a Splicer is the ultimate compliment.

1.
Female: "WOW! She's gorgeous! And I heard Darrell wrote her a rap... She's suuuuch a Splicer. I wish I could be her."

2.
First Male: "U-G-L-Y you ain't got no alibi you uglaaayy!"
Second Male: "Are you effin' kidding me? Have you ever MET her?"
First Male: "Uhh... Yeah... And she's so sexy. Pretty much poem-worthy. But I can't tell her that."
Second Male: "Good point."
First and Second Male: "U-G-L-Y you ain't got no alibi you uglaaayy!"

by Samanawich April 24, 2009

spicy chicken

hot chick

she's a spicy chicken

by Anonymous November 2, 2003

Spicy Clam

When a girl's vagina has a severe infection and burns constantly

heard that host at outback has a serious spicy clam, my buddy said it lit his mouth on fire and had to go to the doctor after friday night!

by drunken moutaineer February 4, 2010

Spicy mango

another label for a flaming homosexual.

Dude, I saw another spicy mango over in San Francisco the other day, I asked for directions and offered me a bj right off the bat.

by queefmeister October 16, 2012

spicys

a "sickness" relative your poop after eating spicy food

i shouldn't have eaten that chile, i have the spicys

by Tortilla T March 14, 2015

spicy ass

One steamin' hot ass that'll give ya' mouth burns.

Person: Damn, did you see Kali's spicy ass
Person 2: Fuck you gay?

by Demtane October 13, 2017

Spicy Apodaca

Dirty Sanchez with saracha added to the mix.

Her eyes burned after I gave her the Spicy Apodaca

by El Pervetido October 14, 2018