Soccer

The national sport that represents the world wide homosexual community.

If you want to tell your dad you’re gay, why not just tell him you want to play soccer?

by Jackson Dingleberry August 22, 2024

Soccer Meme

a meme made by soccer51x, generally rapid in nature and lacking actual comedy to it; unfunny

“Holy shit, is that a Soccer Meme?”

by steinwq October 7, 2023

Soccer Nerd

A person who is obsessed with soccer. It becomes their entire personality and they are constantly talking about it

Joey Fink is a total soccer nerd

by Malachi brown October 7, 2023

soccer wee

Soccer Wee (noun): A discreet technique employed by some soccer players, the 'soccer wee' involves taking a knee, adjusting shorts, and subtly directing urine through the gap between the bottom of the shorts and the leg opening, all done inconspicuously during gameplay. This skill demonstrates resourcefulness, allowing players to attend to their needs without disrupting the match's flow."

During the intense match, Alex adeptly pulled off a soccer wee, ensuring he could relieve himself without missing a moment of the game."

by LemiWinkz October 7, 2023

Soccer

The world's worst, and overrated sport.

Mark: Hey man are you watching the soccer game tn?
Kyle: Hell nah, Soccer sucks ass. I'd rather kill myself by putting myself through a spin cycle.

by DippyTheDuck October 31, 2023

SoccerJet

I'm in your walls I'm in your walls I'm in your walls I'm in your walls I'm in your walls I'm in your walls I'm in your walls I'm in your walls I'm in your walls I'm in your walls I'm in your walls I'm in your walls I'm in your walls I'm in your walls

insert name, soccerjet

by IvySkies November 21, 2023

Soccer Coach

Slang for “Anal trainer”

My soccer coach made it so hard to walk today

by TheDiabetic January 23, 2024