Platinum Shower

When you are having sex with a girl and cum on her face and pee on her chest.

I have having a great sex session with Marie and decided to give her a Platinum Shower

by Wijobryn March 30, 2010

Showering Orangutans

Term for a pair of cheap, dirty shoes. Also can be shortened to Shangutans.

Jake-Wow Jared them be some Showering Orangutans there!
Jimmy-(Laughs) There are no primates in this shower!
Jake- No I mean his shoes.
Jared- Hey, not everyone can afford bathing apes like you Jake.

by Paul Frederick Austin March 31, 2008

showerjack

v. when, in a college dormitory bathroom or other communal restroom facility, all of the shower stalls are occupied, and an individual who is short on time (or manners) strips off his clothes and runs into a random stall, gleefully yelling, "showerjack!" and forcing the former occupant out.

n. an instance of the above maneuver.

1) "Showerjack!!"
"Dude!? What the %^&* is wrong with you?"

2) "That was a nasty showerjack; I'm going to go soak his underwear in capsaicin."

by Greevey McSeamus October 17, 2008

Salty Shower

The act of a male masterbating on the face of another male or female.

I was sleeping one night to awake to my husband giving me a salty shower.

by neomodus October 24, 2008

Worst Shower Ever!!

Phrase used at band camp by the sole timpani player after having a bad shower experience.

Worst Shower Ever!!

First it was cold,

Then it was colder,

Then it was SCALDING!!

by Joaquina Six Pack January 10, 2009

Boob Shower

When a girl with nice boobies sneezes down her blouse/dress/shirt on accident.

Sneezer: i just sneezed down my shirt
hello, boob shower!

by the_whistle_goes_woooo June 18, 2011

venezuelan shower

A shower that last less than 3 minutes.

Referencing the 3 minute shower limit by Hugo Chavez.

Quote from Hugo Chavez 'Some people sing in the shower, in the shower half an hour. No kids, three minutes is more than enough. I've counted, three minutes, and I don't stink,' he said during a televised Cabinet meeting.'

Scott used all the hot water and I was forced to take a Venezuelan shower.

by GReg April 27, 2014