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Pretty,encouraging girl nice sometime but beautiful all the time she smile everyday friends make her happy and she puts family first
Samonti went to school to learn
samonti by Samonti April 1, 2019

Salamonky 

He who comes from salamonkeylandia island.
Have you seen our new neighbor their salamonky.
Salamonky by Savagegosedeep September 9, 2019
my friend selim is a selmon
Selmon by ResiGueso October 3, 2019

salmanella

A serious bacterial ailment caused by excessive reading of The Satanic Verses and other books authored by Mr. Rushdie.
I'm not much into sensational or controversial literature, so I have no reason to risk contacting salmanella by reading crap like that.
salmanella by QuacksO October 6, 2019
What a red sockeye has to have a lot of during spawning season.
I've never been able to figure out how those big game-fish manage to leap waterfalls and swim against heavy current --- I would never have that kind of stalmona.
stalmona by QuacksO January 10, 2020

Sadmonton 

Nickname of the shittiest, saddest Canadian city. Edmonton.
Here I am, back in Sadmonton.
Sadmonton by Justin Truedied March 6, 2020