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Stabmonton 

An affectionate nickname for Edmonton, Alberta, Canada, a city trading places with Winnipeg for Murder Capital of Canada, where approximately 40% of the homicides are caused by stabbings, according to statistics.
Stabmonton mayor Mandel has called for a ban on the sale of "knives large enough to do serious bodily harm" or something similar.
"I'm going to Stabmonton tomorrow, I should bring my Crossbill."

Banning the sale of knives, as with any other weapon, will not stop criminals from getting them and using them. Wake the fuck up.
Stabmonton by Stabber Delatour April 4, 2009
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salmontooter 

A good friend is funny most of the time but has his moments, you still laugh though because he somehow makes it funny by blowing something up in the dumbest way. cant shoot for shit but is still somehow good at arma 3. a person that you should really respect and understand. should really find an arma aim trainer though shits crazy. the typa person to fart fish.
damn that guy shoots like salmontooter
salmontooter by DuckManWalrus December 8, 2021

Sayontoni 

An Indian name mostly, a girl with with passion and power. She's beautiful, she's kind and she'll get what she wants but you dare not mess with her because she will see the end of it. Her heart is full of warmth and she is comforting towards her friends and family. She's loving and beautiful inside out! She's an amazing woman!!
I wish I was Sayontoni, I could never be this kind and beautiful.
Sayontoni by Stark@Sansa November 23, 2021

Salmondonkey 

Verb; Salmondonkey The sexual act of an individual getting on the floor on all fours and “donkey” kicking their significant other in the salmon or “fish” Must be Flamingo pink for it to be a true donkey
“Damn bro this chick is never gonna talk to me again. I Salmondonkeyd her meat box so hard that shit needs tartar sauce now “

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026