Sadmonton

Nickname of the shittiest, saddest Canadian city. Edmonton.

Here I am, back in Sadmonton.

by Justin Truedied March 6, 2020

Stabmonton

An affectionate nickname for Edmonton, Alberta, Canada, a city trading places with Winnipeg for Murder Capital of Canada, where approximately 40% of the homicides are caused by stabbings, according to statistics.
Stabmonton mayor Mandel has called for a ban on the sale of "knives large enough to do serious bodily harm" or something similar.

"I'm going to Stabmonton tomorrow, I should bring my Crossbill."

Banning the sale of knives, as with any other weapon, will not stop criminals from getting them and using them. Wake the fuck up.

by Stabber Delatour April 4, 2009

salmontooter

A good friend is funny most of the time but has his moments, you still laugh though because he somehow makes it funny by blowing something up in the dumbest way. cant shoot for shit but is still somehow good at arma 3. a person that you should really respect and understand. should really find an arma aim trainer though shits crazy. the typa person to fart fish.

damn that guy shoots like salmontooter

by DuckManWalrus December 8, 2021

Sayontoni

An Indian name mostly, a girl with with passion and power. She's beautiful, she's kind and she'll get what she wants but you dare not mess with her because she will see the end of it. Her heart is full of warmth and she is comforting towards her friends and family. She's loving and beautiful inside out! She's an amazing woman!!

I wish I was Sayontoni, I could never be this kind and beautiful.

by Stark@Sansa November 23, 2021

Salmondonkey

Verb; Salmondonkey The sexual act of an individual getting on the floor on all fours and “donkey” kicking their significant other in the salmon or “fish” Must be Flamingo pink for it to be a true donkey

“Damn bro this chick is never gonna talk to me again. I Salmondonkeyd her meat box so hard that shit needs tartar sauce now “

by Mr.Hornting is a Hornting March 16, 2023