catching cash registers

Getting lots of money

Man, my nigga, we out here catching cash registers.

by iLikeSpoiledMilk October 6, 2015

lacking in the penile region

The act of not being up to par with one's standards of the penis

Man, Baxter is really lacking in the penile region.

by gkimmel19 September 15, 2016

Owl City and Regina Spektor collab

Yet to happen

Ruby: I really want to see an Owl City and Regina Spektor collab!
Buttercup: OMG same.

by Lilly Jewel May 4, 2018

Turkish Cash Register

When someone inserts the chip side of a credit/debit card into your rectum.

My girl gave me the Turkish Cash Register last night, then made me pay for child support.

by TheAllKnowingMrD May 10, 2018

Kaden Robert Register

Big butthole that smells like fish

When I go in the bathroom it smells like Kaden Robert Register

by Mlbtheshowplayer18 September 26, 2018

national voter registration day

The most beloved holiday at the tail end of the calendar year (don't Google that - just trust). Invented in 2012, National Voter Registration Day is the nation's largest nonpartisan civic holiday dedicated with almost killer cyborg levels of commitment to registering every eligible American to vote.

Taking place every September, these ballot box-obsessed desperadoes of democracy have registered over 4.5 million Americans to vote and that crazy look in their nonexistent eye say they aren't slowing down anytime soon.

"It's September and I can't think of a single to do to show my obsessive love for American democracy."

"Haveeee you heard about National Voter Registration Day?"

by Publius_real November 23, 2021

Mount Everett Regional High School

After already winning an award for whitest school in existence, Mount Everett also takes first place for home to the biggest pussies in Massachusetts. Careful, you might find kids at your feet begging for nic. The building is kind of cute in a lesbian cottage-core way though. Don’t even mention the condition of the track…

Friend 1: “Hey do you go to Mount Everett Regional High School?”
Friend 2: “ Fuck no dude, I’m not a virgin. But I did sell one of the freshman a dispo for $35”

by virginphobic November 25, 2021