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dick riding

when you “gayly support, glaze, and follow a nigga 24/7 like your his boyfriend when he can provide for his own self but you didn’t care because you like munching meat”
bro: yea i gotta make sure he alright he got aura

me: nigga that’s “dick riding
by dicedontcare October 1, 2025
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Dace Roding

shove your shit in a straw then freeze it and blow the frozen shit into your urethra
I love dace roding.
by poop6767 December 10, 2025
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Little Brown Riding Hood

Taking a shit in a ladies hooded gown then tying the hood to her head via the pull cords and feltching her face until climax
"I'm about to get me a little brown riding hood"
by T0mmyKn1fe August 19, 2016
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bull double riding

When a male fucks a bull while riding it.
Denim: I heard that my cousins are busy bull double riding.
Sky: Seriously— (vomits)
by Blues and Dumbness May 7, 2019
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little red riding hood

An uncircumcised man boning a small red ginger.
“Did you see that little red riding hood video?”
“no man, what the hell is that?”
“it’s where the guy with the hood gets his shit rocked by a lil red haired baddie”
by Fingerlickingoodgirl November 14, 2019
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Feels like an alien riding a pig through Montana

The way Lisa Cimorelli described marriage before she was married
Christina: “You’re 28, and you’re getting married. How does it feel?”
Lisa: “It feels like an alien riding a pig through Montana.”
by cimiscoolerthanmysocks_ November 28, 2020
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Cold Ass Riding

A Lifestyle. The famous words spoken in a Brandon Buckingham video, cemented as the greatest motto of all time.
mayo mullen: what is your lifestyle ?? i need to leach

Cold Ass Riding🙏🕊️
by spaghetti-foreskin May 4, 2024
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