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Freeway Jams

the act of receiving a blowjob while driving on the freeway.
Dude1: Man I passed you on the freeway and you were swerving all over the road..

Dude2: Yeah, my girl was giving me Freeway Jams hard to concentrate with her head in my lap.

Dude1: That explains it!
by plummajoe May 25, 2012
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Pearl Jam

A band formed by a former first wave grunge band Greenriver's lead guitarest Stone Gossard and bassest Jeff Ament. Vocalist Eddie Vetter joing shortly after the formation.
Specializing in a lighter more pop form of true grunge they were able to pull in more sales then any other third wave grunge band of the 90s. Created such commercial hit albums as Ten, Vs., And Vitology. And created a number of arty rock albums to further seclude themselves from the public eye.
Also known as the Seattle Sellouts for having an extremely radio friendly sound that was barely reminesent to grunge roots and for profitting off of hundreds of unnessecary live albums.
Pearl Jam is only around because people want them to be Ten again
by levicom November 25, 2004
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Jam Roll

matt: alex has a cock in his jam roll
by jewfish September 11, 2007
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Jimi-jams

(n)
1. Jams to the sweet sweet music of Jimi Hendrix
2. Pants that you wear when you go to sleep.
1. Break out the Jimi-jams!
2. *Yawn* Break out the jimi-jams.
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Scribble jam

When a female masterbates and vigorously rubs her clitoris.
"Marissa, let's go home and scribble jam each other until our bed sheets are moist."
by dontletyourmeatloaf May 8, 2017
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head-jammed

When a man is receiving oral sex from a woman, instead of giving a warning that he's about to come, he suddenly grabs her by the back of the head and pulls her face into his crotch.
While Ann was going down on her boyfriend, he unexpectedly head-jammed her, causing her to scream at the shock of the mess he made on her face.
by The Rizzle Fo Shizzle October 28, 2007
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humanberry jam

The consequence of a really, really bad vehicle accident, in which the occupant(s) of the vehicle(s) are converted to a substance resembling jam, which is then distributed over a considerable area.
"There was a crash on the southbound side of the expressway, some poor guy on a bike ended up as humanberry jam spread acoss three lanes....."
by eighthofseven December 27, 2007
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