home shopping network

The perfect oportunity for a bored housewife to buy a ton of useless shit on her husband's credit card.

$300 for a solar-powered toothbrush with a built-in hedge trimmer. I'll buy it!!

by Ninja Disaster June 19, 2003

Home Turd Advantage

When a person only feels comfortable defecating when they are in their own home.
(Note-Similar to Home Ground Advantage)

Barry:Hey man, you can shit in my toilet if you want?
Joe: No Bro, I've got to have Home Turd Advantage!

by TheBlackList January 11, 2010

Leaking Mobile Home

The action of cumming in a homeless woman, and while she is cleaning your nut out, you run away with her tent.

Friend: How’d you get that sweet ass tent?
You: I pulled off a leaking mobile home!

by Lil weenr November 30, 2022

Home Court Advantage

When you wake up "the morning after", having hooked up at your own place, and THEY get to do the walk of shame. Not you.

Man, I'm glad I had home court advantage this morning, I would not have wanted to walk of shame home in the rain!

by Recess February 24, 2011

stay-home hub

what pornhub renamed itself so you can stay home and enjoy free premium videos of girls who may or may not be underage sucking your cock

brah 1: "Yo dude, you tryna beat the while watching PH?"
brah 2: "Nah bruh, I'm watching stay-home hub with free premium"

by smart hooman April 1, 2020

Home Owner Boner

An adjective describing enthusiasm home owners have for making renovations, fixing up their yard, or any other activity with an intent to improve their home (which they are the owner of).

They went to Home Depot to relieve off their home owner boner.

by homeowner3234 March 29, 2015

Home Run Derby

MLB competition held every year in the All-Star Break. Usually consists of sluggers such as Jose Bautista and Mark Trumbo. Prince Fielder was the 2012 champion.

MLB Home Run Derby All-Star Break Jose Bautista Mark Trumbo Prince Fielder

by rickyony November 17, 2012