mouseslap

when you get slapped in the face by a mousepad

yo i just mouseslapped thomas

by thomas gunit May 14, 2005

Mouse Nack

Shoving a computer mouse up a vagina. In order to achieve sexual pleasures and orgasms. While on a computer.

Lady Jane had a Mouse Nack last nite while shopping online.

by George Bulcock June 9, 2007

mouse man

Where you get a tube and a bunch of lube and stick a live mouse in the tube and stick the tube up your asshole. Remove the tube and let the mouse wiggle inside your anus until it dies.

Mouse man

by Urmom163827369 December 5, 2013

blood mouse

Device for the collection of cranberry sauce from a hellbitch's crevice during ragweek.
A tampon.

"she left her bloodmouse floating in the toilet. fucking bestwoodite!"

by JB July 19, 2003

finger mouse

insane childrens programme responsible for the gary glitter and jimmy saville experience.
see also BOD

richard gere: lets get finger mousing

by matt devilstick September 28, 2003

Lets Mosey

when a man puts a anchor up his ass and jumps in the water while reciving head.

Uncle paul pulled another lets mosey on the boat in Lake Lealanau, last weekend

by Peachy Pie, Lemon Merengue and Key Lime December 24, 2007

moosey

A realy big and ugly person.

Lets get out of here all the woman are Moosey.

by Stuart Gregg January 28, 2005