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Monkey Ass

A stubborn child, esp. one that exhibits monkey-like traits (e.g. small, agile, and wild)
Get cho monkey ass off the computer and do your homework.
by stop it loser March 3, 2009
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jesus christ monkey balls

term used by officer harris of south park
jesus christ monkey balls that man isnt black, i cant believe i almost framed an innocent rich guy who isnt black!
by tj tomorrow March 7, 2007
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jizz monkey

A jizz monkey is in fact a job description and refers to the poor unfortunate employed to clean up the inside of peep show/ sex show boothes, so as said employee wipes spunk from the walls he is a jizz monkey. I suppose it's like the equivalent of being a runner for television or something. Admittedly it is not a particularly desireable line of work, but I hear it pays well...
Bill: 'Has Bob got himself a job yet?'
Ben: 'Why yes Bill, he's working as a jizz monkey down in the red light district'
Bill: What? He gets paid to clean up spunk, that's just fucked up man.'
Ben: It's a dirty job, but some ones got to do it...'
by sickNtwisted October 5, 2006
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Shovel monkey

Originaly a name given to a building site labourer, the meaning of "Shovel monkey" has since expanded to include any unskilled worker.
Spike: Icould do with a coffee.

Sam: Get the Shovel monkey (Nick) to make one, he's just a cockerny twat anyway.
by Beardyblob April 28, 2008
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Asshat Monkey

Someone who is way dumber then the regular Asshat. This person is often times mysteriously elevated to a managerial position. Although Asshat Monkeys have no clue how the real world functions they are uniquely able to gain and retain their positions by subtle asskissing and pity. Because most people are unable to ascertain how someone so stupid could survive without having an IQ of an eggplant,Asshat Monkeys are seldom removed from their position.
Dude, I could not believe the manager of our IT Dept did not know that hot air rises, he is such an Asshat Monkey.

Dude, I thought your manager would want you to be well trained, if that is the case then why didn't the Asshat Monkey, purchase the required training equipment.
by Mangy Mutt July 15, 2009
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Penis Monkey

A magical monkey-like creature that sits on your pubic hair.
"Marcus says he has 7 penis monkeys."
"Well then he must have A LOT of pubic hair to hold them up"
by Penismonkey2000 June 28, 2012
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arctic monkeys

4 beautiful boys from Sheffield. They write catchy songs and the NME love them (rightly so). Apparently they're awesome live. I will confirm this on March 29
Arctic Monkeys are soo good. Can't wait for the album (Jan 23 UK, Jan 26 North America UK IMPORT, Feb 21 North America)
by Jasmine Potter-Ferdinand July 24, 2008
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