Minecraft

When you buy Minecraft, you're buying pure happiness.

boi 1: omg i bought minecraft and its fucking awesome
boi 2: its a game
boi 1: an AMAZING game!

by a man that offers free oxygen October 12, 2021

Minecraft

A gift from the racist god Notch. Then it was Microsoft. It’s kinda a gift from Christ.

Person 1: Wanna play Fortnite?
Person 2: You uncultured swine, Minecraft is superior.

by QuiteSeriousDefinitions August 3, 2021

minecrafted her ass

1. When you're on a Christan Minecraft server and you want to have sex with a little girl.

2. When you totally destroy a little girl in Minecraft Hunger Games.

Billy: Last night in a PvP I totally rocked!
Fred: What about that noob girl?
Billy: I totally Minecrafted her ass!

by RE_Zamby_1 July 17, 2018

Minecraft Induced Psychosis

When you play Minecraft for so long you start to disconnect from reality.

Dave:"I've been playing Minecraft for so long I forgot how the real world works bruh"
Dave #2: "You got Minecraft Induced Psychosis man"

by Notawdew606 i promise January 20, 2021

Minecraft Gamers

some of the top tier gamers of the decade

Minecraft Gamers are such a top tier gamer of the decade, maybe even of the century!

by CryptoKnowsWords May 1, 2021

Minecraft

Minecraft, a game created by our founding father, Philza Minecraft.

person A; who made minecraft?
person B; Pjilza Minecraft.

by EnragedBean March 26, 2021

2D Minecraft

2D Minecraft, also known as Terraria, is a 2D mod of the popular game Minecraft.

Yeet fam, I'm finna 2D Minecraft LAN today.

by GammelMann69 December 6, 2018