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G-Mackin

Im Just G-Mackin At Home Baby
by NIVLEK23 October 15, 2008
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Fag Machine

1. Someone that's unbelievebly annoying.
2. A ridiculous person.
1. Sergio is such a fag machine.
by Paulette November 30, 2006
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Macintoss

Another name for an obsolete Mac, usually because you have to discard it so you can purchase another Mac in order to upgrade it's hardware components.
Person 1:I had to throw away my old Macintoss, because there is no way I can upgrade the hardware components.

Person 2: *Sigh* I guess the only time "It just works" is only for a year until you have to upgrade it.
by K. Yonan June 14, 2008
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Queef Machine

Another name for an automatic air freshener. This device makes a squirting sound when spraying out beautiful smelling goodness(aka queef) every so often depending on its settings. You will need to get queef refills as they don't last more than about 3 months.
You would say thank you queef every time it sprays its great scents. "Did your Queef Machine just go off? cause it smells some good in here!" " Yes it did my good friend" "Thank you queef" Man I need to run to Walmart to pick up some more queef, she's runnin out.
by kswin January 18, 2011
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soda machine break up

A relationship that takes several break-ups and make-ups to end, rather like trying to tip over a soda machine by rocking it back and forth.
"Did Jack and Jill get back together again? This is like the fourth time"
"It's a soda machine break up. Give it time, they've almost got it tipped over"
by B Mike December 24, 2007
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Jackoff Machine

A large machine in which one lays under the main body of it and a metal cylinder is placed around the pecker.And when its turned on the cylinder moves up and down and jacks you off and can be make to go extremely fast.
Guys are sometimes forced to get in it as a punishment.
He's in the Jackoff machine.
by Judge dredd7 November 8, 2011
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Japanese Vending Machine.

A phrase used when calling someone a whore just isn't good enough. Used to they'll do anything and be cheap about it.
You'll do anything to a guy for about a buck, you damn Japanese Vending Machine.
by only I really know June 30, 2009
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