lunch lady

(n.) One who undertakes the menial occupation of serving lunch to minors in school and is generally unattractive and/or hairy. The food served is generally subpar and may or may not contain the pubic hair of other "lunch ladies." Due to the overall degradation of this occupation, all minors whose mothers are "lunch ladies" are embarrassed and must endure all sorts of ridicule from fellow students. Also commonly referred to as one's "bitch."

Shut up, your mom serves me food; I mean, she's the lunch lady for fuck's sake.

by Board of Education May 17, 2006

hot lunchbox

Where cling film is placed in the mouth of a man/woman, while a man takes a steaming shit into their mouths, then receives oral sex in his own shit. Yum

Phwooar that smells like shit, it is shit, oh good.

by Ethan Muse May 10, 2005

lunch lady

Lunch ladies are those females or males who graduate from Lunch Lady Academy (LLA) and frequently uses lunch lady crossing, similar to deer crossing. They're commonly in a bad mood, and to them you MUST NEVER SAY these words, "Oh no, take it back," or the unspeakable will occur. They can fly and serve, while wearing "lunch vest." You may use this to describe one who is being shitty. They can also be supernatural beings similar to vampires and werewolves.

Dude, could you be anymore of a lunch lady, right now???

I said to that freaking lunch lady, "OH NO, TAKE IT BACK!" and she launched herself over the counter and did the unspeakable.

by TheNativez April 21, 2007

New York Lunch

Someone in a business suit storms in your front door, throws you to the floor. Squats over your face, shits in your mouth and leaves hastily.

Similar to the Hot Lunch but designed for a person with a tight schedule.

(Jim): I will be there in the minutes, I just gotta give my girlfriend a New York Lunch!

by Rhett B July 10, 2009

sacramento sack lunch

gape a womans asshole big enough to fit your balls into her rectum, then pull them out and insert in her mouth

last night a fucked sally with a baseball bat and gave her a sacramento sack lunch cuz the bitch wouldnt shut up

by aj and v December 27, 2006

lunchin'

existing in a strange or hallucinated state, behaving erratically or hilariously: lounging

last night we smoked a phat blunt and we were lunchin'

by veeman January 6, 2003

lunchboxing

A corporate planning technique similar to 'timeboxing' where ones work schedule or current task is bounded by a certain time frame, in this case the need to go to lunch.

PM: "Did you adjust the story points for tomorrow's scrum?"
Dev: "Sorry Bob, I was too busy with real work and then I got lunchboxed."

One dev to another: "Yeah, we'll definitely be lunchboxing Bob's request."

by smartasskicker July 9, 2011