Home of the almost high school dropouts who are too scared to leave home, represented by Reggie the redbird. Surrounded by nothing but corn fields, windmills, and Tony's Tacos. Where the closest mall is about 12 minutes away and the drive is not worth it. It is full of workers who can't get a job anywhere else and scream at you when you walk past H and M. Home of mid-major athletes who are good but not good enough to go power 5. Full of arrogant and cocky football and basketball players who talk about going to the league even though no one shows up to their games. Has athletic facilities that are so shitty and outdated they give you cancer. Where there is competition between dining hall food and which one is better, "links or wattys?" Tri-tower dorms are home of the athletes, Watterson dorms are home of the frat boys and sorority girls, and hewet-manchester is home of people who no one gives a fuck about. Where students spend their weekends 'downtown' grinding on random boys at Daddios, not able to leave the bar with out getting stopped by cops who have nothing better to do than give out drinking tickets. With all that being said, Illinois State University is home of students who either couldn't get into a better school, or wanted to stay in state, and they do manage to party hard and have a good time.
by Bran Easterland March 31, 2020
Get the Illinois State Universitymug. An amazing college located in the heart of Texas, San Marcos. Many people feel that everyone there wanted to go to UT but couldn't get in...well all of yall are wrong! Most people chose that school (i did) even after being excepted into UT.
by cajun4life February 4, 2009
Get the Texas State Universitymug. The Tri-States include Connecticut, New York, and everybody's favorite New Jersey. Relating the above states to the female anatomy: Connecticut being the mouth, New York the vagina, and the swampland(s) of New Jersey of course referring to the Anus.
You have converted the tri-state lottery when you receive a blow job, fuck the vagina and ass all in one session of "love making".
Also very useful when chatting over work email, as you do not have to reveal your nightly endeavors to that bastard monitoring your daily emails. That little fuck deserves a trip to Connecticut, I hear it's lovely this time of year!
You have converted the tri-state lottery when you receive a blow job, fuck the vagina and ass all in one session of "love making".
Also very useful when chatting over work email, as you do not have to reveal your nightly endeavors to that bastard monitoring your daily emails. That little fuck deserves a trip to Connecticut, I hear it's lovely this time of year!
Our friend's roommate (affectionally nicknamed "The human cum bucket") must be one lucky bitch, she's always winning the tri-state lottery! She must be rich! With STD's!!!!!
Damn. I missed the tri-state lottery again! That hoe wouldn't blow me after I stuck it in her ass!
Damn. I missed the tri-state lottery again! That hoe wouldn't blow me after I stuck it in her ass!
by Bo Kimy. February 24, 2006
Get the tri-state lotterymug. Where the Internet was born.
The United States of America:
It makes sense that the Internet was born in America because the Internet is a free cyberspace. It is a virtual representation of America: Greatness and the crap that comes with it.
It makes sense that the Internet was born in America because the Internet is a free cyberspace. It is a virtual representation of America: Greatness and the crap that comes with it.
by raptroes December 4, 2010
Get the The United States of Americamug. by Father Hollywood December 4, 2016
Get the Blue state archipelagomug. by CassieTheCamelHoee:p June 6, 2009
Get the state fish of hawaiimug. When you are gay in a state that in Republican and feel like you have to be in the closet to avoid persecution.
by Dan'stheman March 30, 2010
Get the Red State Bluesmug.