"You know when you are fisting a beagle and your arm gets stuck. You think S**t! What the f**k am I going to do? So you get another beagle and start fisting that. Then your arm gets stuck in that beagle. Now you're really screwed! So you decide that to fist a horse with each beagle. THAT'S Horse Beagling."
"The list goes on, you could fist the beagle whilst fisting a horse, whilst fisting and elephant, then a whale, then a dinosaur! Thats the great thing about Horse Beagling!"
"The list goes on, you could fist the beagle whilst fisting a horse, whilst fisting and elephant, then a whale, then a dinosaur! Thats the great thing about Horse Beagling!"
by nowimboard August 7, 2008
Get the Horse Beagling mug.A mythological horse demon which haunts the entire Northern United States. Legend depicts it as being long and snakelike, with the head of a horse and one hundred legs.
It is rarely seen, as it only moves at night. The only sign of it's movement is the sound of an entire heard of horses galloping.
It is rarely seen, as it only moves at night. The only sign of it's movement is the sound of an entire heard of horses galloping.
Person 1: "Did you hear horses galloping outside last night?"
Person 2: "Yeah, but I didn't think there where horses around here?"
Person 3: "It was probably the Centipede Horse."
Person 2: "Yeah, but I didn't think there where horses around here?"
Person 3: "It was probably the Centipede Horse."
by Wrenn Amethyst March 1, 2011
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Get the horse hockey mug.Something that is very lame and dysfunctional. So lame that if it were a three legged horse, you'd have to shoot it.
by Kanderson March 23, 2009
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by Gumba Gumba April 13, 2004
Get the horse's arse mug.Verb. To perform a horse trailer you need a truck with a rollbar, a horse trailer behind said truck, a friend to drive the truck, and obviously some nasty ho. What will be done is the ho is tied to the rollbar of the truck, with you pounding the bitch from behind, your friend drives the truck and trailer down the road, while the girl whinnies like a horse.
by oftrash July 29, 2009
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