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hand prostitute

A person that does things with their hands to another person for their pleasure, in exchange for money. Often alternatively referred to as a 'massage therapist'.
I'm going to the hand prostitute to get these 'knots' out.
by NomadicBu May 4, 2018
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Zombie hand

The hand motion you make while listening to dub. It is a straight right arm usually going up and down to the beat.
I'm gonna zombie hand to this song
by neaks norton November 25, 2009
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To-talk-to-the-hand

(v) To talk to the hand somebody is to ignore them.
To-talk-to-the-hand is conjugated appropriately below. "Dude, I just talk to the handed that desk!" "Is that even a thing?" "YEA DERS, it is dude...talk to the handed!"
by AND-ders June 6, 2011
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no hand abraham

no hand a'brah'ham (n).

1.) A sweet skateboard trick in which the individual, in mid-air, flips the skateboard in a kickflip fashion whilst grabbing his/her lapel with both hands.

2.) A sweet intercourse trick involving a bearded amputee and the 'coalition of the willing' in which the man recites the Gettysburg address whilst drilling it home.
1.) I began my vert run with a moses nosedive, then went straight into a no hand abraham.

2.) I told her I could never tell a lie and that this was the first public office I had ever won, so she let me pull the no hand abraham.
by strathosphere November 22, 2010
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silver-handed

Like "silver-tongued" but in deaf world whereas their sign language is well-expressed, picturesque, intellect and eloquent.
Girls talking about their ASL teacher giving Shakespeare act in the class a hour ago.

Girl 1: "He signed very beautiful!"

Girl 2: "Yeah and he appears attractive in it!"

Girl 3: "I agree. He is silver-handed."
by Rocketbeard November 24, 2013
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hand jiggy

The act of jiggling the hand on your pork sword to achieve climax. In other words to masturbate.
*Yo Andreas, you fancy a game of CS:GO?"
"Na Jay, I'm going for a hand jiggy"
by CA5Taway May 19, 2016
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Carling-in-hand

The natural state of British patriots. While in this state, this person may complain about the ‘floods of foreners’ or ‘halal muck’. In Greek mythology those with Carling-In-Hand were viewed to be among the divine and most honourable.
Absolutely fumin’. Just opened the back door Carling-in-hand to see Tom, John, Bill & Daz sitting in a circle laughing. Asked what they were doing n they said they were playin ‘Chinese whispers’. Can’t believe it. Not avin’ Ming Lee double agents anywhere near the trampoline. Called up the wife and we’re avin’ them aborted..... thank Theresa!
by MakeBritenGoodYeah March 9, 2018
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