even spread

An uncommon term used to describe any sauce and or dressing that covers any dish that has been layered perfectly resulting in total satisfaction of said dish or meal.

Dude, I went to sheetz and ordered the french fry bowl with queso and got an even spread! Fuck yeah!

by Youseemalittletenseman December 2, 2022

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Ebenezer

When you 0 game and mess up your chances with a girl so bad she never wants to talk to you again.

You asked her for her coat . That’s such an ebenezer move

by We to low December 30, 2022

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Evanescence

A word used by meretriciously "deep" fourteen-year-olds to refer to the notion of impermanence.

I shall ponder the evanescence of those ethereally shimmering clouds alone in my room while you, my friend, frolic meaninglessly among a decadent throng of revelers. Marvel at how much greater my spirituality is than yours!

by The Second Ambrose Bierce January 7, 2023

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