East Alton

A small town in Illinois a pissing distance away from St. louis. Its made up of a bunch of wannabe black people who are now getting there asses kicked by real black people that are moving in from Alton. there are the occasional skater/biker kids around but no-one pays attention to them so they turned emo. We do have a school team called the "OILERS"...oiler colors are moroon and gold(gay) but at least there not Red and Blue....our sports teams think there all bad ass but in reallity the only team we beat is the shells, but thats not saying much. The one fun thing East Alton people do is go to wal-mart and walk around trying to find people they know then on the way home buy a humdinger and hitting some poor defensless person on the side of the road with it probably giving them a concussion, but who gives a fuck we're from East Alton!

Guy 1) Hey do you wanna hang out in east alton today?....

Guy 2) What the fuck are you on??? Wood River is llike 3 seconds away dumb ass!!!

Guy 1) oh ya.............

by S. Daveys June 1, 2009

Easter island statue with an arse full of razor blades

Terminally po-faced, miserable, humourless. A term famously used by former Australian Prime Minister Paul Keating to describe former PM Malcolm Fraser.

"You look like an Easter Island statue with an arse full of razor blades."

by Zog The Undeniable February 21, 2007

east clubbin

The feeling of awesomeness when you're wasted.

East clubbin on the island.

by budbro August 14, 2009

Eastcoastie

One who lives on the east coast and has best friends that live on the west coast named Morgan. They also are *rebeltastic* and usually love Jesus.

"That Quimby girl? Chea she's a Eastcoastie. Morgan and her are best friends."

by MorganAlex. November 27, 2009

East Side Pondale

The city in which Jan lives in Afroman's Colt .45.
It's a predominately white neighborhood with people who apparently put their houses up for sale if there is a black person walking by. Some of the members of this city are also in the KKK, Jan's dad for instance is a member.

So i went up to East Side Pondale the other day...Why? they are just a bunch of white people...

by afrocock May 25, 2010

Eastham Roundhouse

Originates from the Merseyside village of Eastham. The practise of the "Eastham Roundhouse" is where a youth will call another youth a "fanny" and then volley a football at his/her face, to show off infront of the rest of the crew.

Youth 1 - "did you hear about biddo the other night?"
Youth 2 - "nahhh mate what happened?"
Youth 1 - "he got an eastham roundhouse off dennis"

by wizza12345 November 22, 2011

East Village Fudge Cake

According to urban legends a supposedly non-existing sexual practice where the recieving end (m/f) is lying on his/her back, taking the nutsack of the active part in his/her mouth and stroking the shaft, while the active part concludes the act by crapping on the forehead of the recieving end.

Darn, I gave that chick an East Village Fudge Cake the other night and she was not pleased.

by BigMuffy75 January 23, 2014