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The dirtiest Evan

When he’s got those big bald balls fresh outta some dirty asshole then shoves them into some ole grill cheese pussy and jerks off on her titties. After it’s all done he toilet waters his dirty balls, fresh and ready for the next dirty hole.
When ya have the biggest balls of em all only the dirtiest Evan will do.
by Smells like trout August 14, 2024
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Evan

as a huge sense of humor and is VERY forgetful. goofy and can make inappropriate jokes and times. he is athletic and doesn't use his common sense at times either. he likes to play video games and can be quite lazy but isn't out of shape.
kid: who's Evan?
kid: hes the sporty type of guy but he's super forgetful though
by 6ix 9in April 16, 2019
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Cambree Evans

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evan

Evan is a common name used in America and Spain. The name Evan is also an EMO name. Anyone with the name ‘Evan’ is most likely emo.
Dude! did you see that new kid? His name is Evan and he is an EMO
by juicycaprisun May 16, 2022
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Evan Donohue

Yo evan donohue, think I saw ya in the storeroom with the mango bomb manager! Was that you?
by rhyla October 5, 2022
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Evan

Evan I am Evan Everything in the 3rd But without Brown Eyes So will you marry me?
Hey Evan your cute
by Blaz3iken January 20, 2021
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Evan

Evan
(Eh-Vin)
Alternate spellings: Evyn, Evin

Beautiful, kind, and spunky. Not afraid to seize the day. Very competitive and capable of out-toughing the boys. Evan is more thank likely to take charge and lead the pack.

Whilst her hard exterior may scare some away at first, her kind heart draws others in. She isn’t afraid to stand up to others, but words can hurt her.
by Yooooooo,Shawtay May 19, 2022
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