english muffin top

when a girl has a muffin top as a result of eating too many english muffins

By golly, that girl with the english muffin top has been eating english muffins all day long!

by ohhfiasco February 3, 2010

Full English

Certain sexual procedure only found in obscene circles. It involves getting a girl (or a guy i guess) getting them to open their mouth fully and then clingfilming the top. You then procede to poke the cling film in a little. Followed by turding on the clingfilm. You then follow up with ejaculating on the turd, and finally poking the "full english" into her/his mouth

Jesus, that bird just ate a full english, she is my kind of girl!

by AJ February 25, 2005

chicken bone english

Similar to engrish, the way newly arived foreigners talk when they come to America. Sorta racist maybe

I couldn't understand what that cabbie was saying with their f'ing chicken bone english

by Mike Russell October 18, 2003

taking your tea english

1. To be sexually interested in white men exclusively
2. Drinking hot tea with milk and sugar in it

1. Oh, Heather takes her tea english...
2. I'll take my tea english if you wouldn't mind
i.e. taking your tea english examples

by Nutshell September 1, 2015

englishmuffin

someone who is a british bastard or just of british accent.

someone who looks like an english muffin

your a gayass englishmuffin.

by Byakuya Kuchiki April 17, 2010

European English

European English is the main language of Europe. European English is derived from American English, the native official language of the United State America.

European English takes the comparatively simplistic spellings of American English words and makes them much fucking harder to spell by adding unnecessary letters, in line with Europe's tradition of complicating things.

Common examples of the differences between American English(Correct form: Real English) and European English:

Color -> Colour
Airplane -> Aeroplane
Mustache -> Moustache
Aluminum -> Aluminium
Fiber -> Fibre
Organize -> Organise

by James Xuan July 29, 2009

Napkin to English Dictionary

A dictionary invented by Cami, the ever-powerful zombie ninja-fairy.

This dictionary is still being written.

Cami is the only known person able to speak fluent napkin.
Therefore, the only one eligible to write the Napkin to English Dictionary.

by Cami (Is cooler than you) March 18, 2007