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ego-engineering

When an Engineer is consumed with self-esteem and glory, that despite the downfalls of the supporting product, environment, or company, and subsequent technical debt they are surrounded with (and possibly creating), they assist on creating the "shinny" new thing, and taking all the glory for its bloated success.
James Bond loved being in the spotlight so much, that he sacrificed the integrity of his work and well being of his team, to speedily re-created the company website on his own without consulting his team members. The results worked well, for 1/2 of all customers, but hey! Its really shinny! His ego-engineering communications and broadcast got him promoted, though he continues to break and create technical debt for the Company.
by code-dave August 12, 2024
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Guatemalean Thomas the Tank Engine

When two train cars seperate, so now a passanger must strap themselves upside down(Like a bat) to the back of one train wagon and a second passanger(on the second car) must give head(a blowjob) to the person strapped to the first car to form a link between the two wagons once more
"Oh no the train cars seperated! We'll have to do the Guatemalean Thomas the Tank Engine"
by Walter "Flashbang" White March 11, 2025
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Merlin Vac Engine

They sent 16 MVACS up on the thank you earthquake rocket firework
Merlin Vac Engine- The thank you rocket just put more MVACS up in orbit
by Merlin vac engine September 16, 2021
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softboi engineer

the opposite of a brogrammer.

An atypical software engineer, who doesn't identify with the leetcode grind, goes on tinder dates and does things outside of being a techies.
boy: ya I do yoga and read tarot cards. I don't wanna talk about my tech job.

girl: you're a softboi engineer
by anonymous May 13, 2022
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Engineeric Santorum

Work from an engineer so terrible, it can only be that they have received a Santorum; a frothy mixture of lube, cum, and fecal matter.
The engineer that put this machine together was so inept, he just have just received his Engineeric Santorum in stead of a degree.
by CanadianGeese April 4, 2021
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red engine

Word that denotes Hiv+ person who is going around sleeping with others without telling them that they are infected.
Did you hear that Leah has been sleeping with Trent? Yeah you know i heard that she has that Red engine and refuses to let her partners know about it.
by buge April 25, 2014
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Merlin vacuum engine

The Merlin vacuum engine on the falcon 9 said eek I must not be late and shines bright in space
by My comfy pipes December 18, 2019
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