Wet Dinger

A wet dinger occurs when a man wakes up with a used condom still on his flaccid penis. An empty bottle of whiskey must be on the floor in order for the situation to count as a wet dinger.

Shit man, I don't know who I fucked but I woke up to a wet dinger!

by Dunkalunk2015 August 25, 2014

sterile dangle

A male organ that not only can't get hard, but also can't emit baby-producing ejaculate. Both sterility and erectile dysfunction are involved- a double whammy for sure.

That roided out football player may be huge, but he probably has a sterile dangle.

by TrimHits July 1, 2015

Oily danglers

To define the words ‘oily danglers’ you’ll probably have to close your eyes and think of a time when those perfect fantastic foreign women bask topless coating themselves with that oil based suntan lotion making them glisten and look so delightfully succulent you just want to help apply the lotion.

Also any magnificent breasts your fondling, sorry massaging with oils for your sexual gratification............I mean........for the woman’s relaxing massage your treating her to.

Or

Any pair of breasts with any oil based product on are known as ‘oily danglers’.

“What the fuckers is wrong with you dude?” I asked dude as his jaw dropped, his eyes popped out and then drool started dripping.

Composing himself dude answered “look at the oily danglers over there”
“Mmmmmmm.......I like” I mumbled as my mind wondered into some really dirty thoughts.

by Iwannariot October 27, 2020

big bo dangler

Giant penis

Man i have a big bo dangler.

by Gorillazoevery90 December 25, 2009

driggle the diggle daddy

The most sexiest, racist, homophobic, cock sucker, and best fingerer you will ever see.

Person 1: Woah have you ever heard of Driggle the Diggle Daddy?

Person2: Oh yeah, he is all over the news, he’s my role model for sure!

by Driggle the Diggle Daddy August 4, 2022

dinglerebs

The remaining shit on your ass-beard after you tried wiping your ass as well as you could.

John smells like Dinglerebs!

by Bjarni September 30, 2007

dingletwat

When an unshaven whore who has taken a load inside her proceeds to not shower or clean herself after, leaving the cum to crust within her pubes. Thus over time tangling into a dingletwat.

While exploring the many seen land of that one open legged hoes vag, i ran unexpectedly into a nasty crust wad of jizz in her pubes. That dingletwat was huge and haunts me for the rest of my life.

by thirtyone4life May 10, 2011