Pulling a Compitello

To drink extremely quickly and in excess, causing the guilty party to become blackout drunk and vomit on all surrounding surfaces, causing a general panic as well as putting a damper on the party that follows. Bonus points for every surface the inebriated party covers in vomit (the more colorful the better!), and for every person that calls 911 on your behalf. Furthermore, one could be said to be "Pulling a Compitello" if they smoke after forgetting their inhaler, causing them to have an ahstma attack, if they ruin a party, if they forget their shoes, or any number of other party fouls.

Origins: Italian (Compe- complete, Tello- fucking mess)

"Damn, that girl just yacked up half a gallon on your carpet, she's really pulling a compitello tonight.

by aidsface69 October 9, 2017

computor

when a woman ejackulats a man using a styrofoam cup.

computor computor computor

by fuck you May 13, 2005

Computer User

Josh Porter: Simply comming from the latin word meaning " SIMPLY FUCKIN AWSOME, WHOEVER DONT HAVE A COMPTUER SUCKS ASS". A computer user has manty benefits, if you get robbed you can say "Please stop im a comptuer user" and you will simply get away from being robbed. Or in other cases if a cop pulls you over you can say "Dont take me to jail i got a comptuer and three monitors at home, here want a picture there in my wallet".

For Example:"Wow look at him hes so Comptuer User"

by Josh May 6, 2004

advanced computer applications class

A class where about 5 or 6 decent people converge with the scrubby and idiotic morons who had to take this class as a filler. I took it because I thought it would be cool to have Snodgrass as a teacher, but that is definately outweighed by the fuking nasty peeps in the class. Like wordJared Harmonword, wordBuddy Loweword.

God damn i have advanced computer applications class next. I am going to have to bathe when i get home from all the dirty people.

by Vigilante DB October 27, 2003

irish commute

Drinking too much at happy hour and then attempting to drive home.

Example 1:
"I hope the cops dont pull me over after these shots of Jamesons while I'm doing the Irish commute."

Example 2:
Heather: "Joseph, why is the car in the front yard?"
Joe: "I did too many car bombs at O'Rileys and did the irish commute."

by Family McPot October 22, 2007

computer quinn

1. someone who, when asked a question they do not have an answer to, will make up an answer and come to believe it.

2. someone who will not hang out because he is busy playing video games, or because his dad has a hair appointment.

1. personA: is our report due tomorrow?
personB: well, everyone says it iss but really it isnt.
personA: stop being such a computer quinn

2. personA: yo u wanna hang out?
personB: i cant my dad has a hair appointment.

by 10001110001 January 12, 2006

Computer face

A person who is really into computers and knows a lot about them

oh see that Craig Halfpenny, He's such a computer face

by KatieMoragx February 22, 2011