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comfort-porn clothes

Clothes you only wear around the house when you are alone. Clothes you wouldn't be caught dead in if anyone was around.
When Matt showed up unexpected last week I was in my comfort-porn clothes, my hair was a disaster, and my mascara was smudged all over my face. No wonder he hasn't called.
by Senorita Chalupa April 13, 2016
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licking the table cloth

Licking the butthole hair after some one takes a shit
Tyler had to go but there wasn't any toilet paper so James started "licking the table cloth"
by THE TABLE HANDLER September 12, 2017
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Queen in sheep's clothing

Often a male that is incredibly bitch, entitled and rich. These people are often in suburban areas. Big houses. And lots of money. They will often try and fit in with jokes stolen from comedians, most of the time the joke is spotted and the person is then angry. For being called fake or posh. They are often into normie memes. Or biesexual or gay but cannot make up their mind. Thus they will go through feminazi categories to make themselves feel needlessly special. When they aren't

Usually found in : The USA and the UK.

Keep your eyes open. Because they are super cringy and will leech off you when they grow up. Or just leech off you
Victor : Hey Pete, i think Patrick's a queen in sheep's clothing
Pete : Yeah, let them buy their own stuff. He often spends my money. The prick
by DEPRESSEDJESTER February 24, 2018
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The nordic cloth

When you are hoping a wild night, and you prepare the bed with a plastic cover and a wet cloth on the nightstand. You then bring a guy back home and tease him with sex. During sex, you grab the a wet cloth, and at the point when he is about to come, you stick the cloth up in his ass hole. With a quick motion, you pull the cloth back out. Making him shit himself. Now you can enjoy your bed full of shit.
"You know that handsome guy from the bar last night?"
"Yeah, I totally did the Nordic cloth with him"
"Way to go girl. You`re a fucking ledgend !"
by Sigg the penetrator April 5, 2018
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Mister I buy clothes every day

A guy who claims to buy clothes every day but andreea knows he ain’t rich and he’s lying
Mister I buy clothes every day texted me today! Fuck off u dump
by hotpotato July 13, 2018
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Mr.I buy cloths everyday

A person who thinks they are rich but are actually a loser and are no where near rich
Person:Hi my name is Mr.I buy cloths everyday

You: ahhh a loser ahh boring
by LocalShopAssistant July 13, 2018
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Mr I buy clothes every day

A guy who claims he buys clothes every day but andreea knows he’s lying
Mr I buy clothes every day won’t stop texting me
by hotpotato July 13, 2018
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