peni-chair

A chair that has a penis on it. You cant sit on it.

I just got this new peni-chair in. Its extra comfy

by Randy July 24, 2003

Claires

A store where all they sell are cheap earrings, Jonas brothers merchandise, Hannah Montana crap, and all sorts of stuff that girls ages 6-11 are interested in. You can also get your ears-pierced by a uneducated 16 year old who will probably mess it up because you don't have to put effort into ear-piercing if your doing it for free.

Girl 1: OH MY GOD I JUST GOTTA GET THE NEW HANNAH MONTANA SHIRT AT CLAIRES!
Girl 2: OH MY GOD YOU ARE SOO RIGHT!
GIrl 3: OH MY GOD! YOU GIRLS GOTTA GET A LIFE!

by Annemermaid1995 August 23, 2009

claire

A girl with ginormous friggin boobs.

dayummm claireeee

by bigcattyd December 13, 2010

Claire

Good neighbours, who are kind even though they like to spend their day inside their room. They can be quiet at times, and super loud at others. Overall she is a great person.

My Neighbour is such a Claire

by Neighbour65 March 4, 2013

Chairborne Ranger

1) Any and all Airforce personel
2) A wanna-be soldier who has not/will not enlist in the military and/or plays too many FPS

"Damn Johnny is busting out no-scopes left and right" "Thats becuase he's a Chairborne Ranger"

by R3dundantC January 14, 2008

Claire

Claire's like to have fun. Normally Blonde hair and grey, blue, or green eyes. Can be moody, and sometimes dramatic, Claire's have no worries. They enjoy the small things, sometimes easily distracted, and saying random things no one understands. They date guys called Michael, fall in love extremely quickly,blike older guys and always try really hard to get the guy. Even though she tries extremely hard, she falls short of what the guy is looking for, and is rejected. Her boyfriend treats her like a princess, because after all shes been through, thats exactly what she deserves. She loves all of her friends, and loves hanging out with her guy friends. Her guy friends mean the absolute world to her and she never wants to lose them. She has bad self esteem issues and never ever believes it when someone gives her a compliment. She comes across as loud and out going but when you get into a deep and meaningful conversation with Claire, you'll see a side you didnt know existed. She is very thin and extremely gorgeous.

Always find a friend called Claire.

Girl 1: Did you just see Claire walk past?
Girl 2: Yeah wasn't she with her best friend Rhys?
Girl 1: Obviously they care about each other a lot.

by Someone who loves Claire February 15, 2014

Claire Danes

The act of cleansing ones genitals after sex with a damp rag.

After last night, I only had time to Claire Danes myself.

by Scootch McGooch July 10, 2017