Nice Cock

1- A friendly way to greet another with class.
2- Something you say right before shanking/wrecking someone in FPS games.

1- "Hey Sara, nice cock"
2- sneaks up behind someone in Tarkov, ready to absolutely destroy some noob. Gets within whispering distance to the target and, right before ending this pathetic worm's existence, says over the mic"nice cock" then as the target is startled and confused out of its mind, free its soul from the physical form it has been confined in.

by DeadDinoDude February 24, 2021

Cock Wheeze

when a person gives you a blowjob, while doing so, has an asthma attack

Person 1: Dude, how was your one night stand

Person 2: It was going great until I found out she has asthma

Person 1: How'd you find out

Person 2: I had a cock wheeze

Person 1: Uh, Winning

by insertfatjokehere April 13, 2011

Cock Buddy

Very close male friend, one who is fascinated by a your penis

Steve: You see Mike often?

Jeff: Yeah, he calls round most days.

Steve: That's dedication.

Jeff: Yeah, he's my "Cock Buddy".

by Townsman September 27, 2014

beat the cock

masturbation in slang

Hey dude when i get home im gonna beat the cock

by Marioreyiz August 24, 2011

Cock Pilot

One that guides his cock into his own asshole with the precision of a senior pilot landing an Embraer 190 on Runway 22 on a rain soaked night at LaGuardia.

That Ron sure is quite the Cock Pilot.

by Days1 July 9, 2020

Cock Twaddle

Male version of twat waffle. A Cock Twaddle is someone who walks around with their own dick up their own ass (hence 'waddle') and acts like a major fucking cock.

That dude is such a little fucking Cock Twaddle.

by EliteNerds June 5, 2018

cock honkey

a white bitch down to gargle on as much man sauce slung from a white mans one eyed custard spitter

did you see that chick mlast night at the party get down on all the saussie man she was a cock honkey

by rape kits anonmyous October 21, 2010