braders

a buffoon

'braders you MUPPET'

by braders February 10, 2004

Bradford

A 6' tall blonde girl who is completely gangster. She out drinks, out smokes and out parties every guy she hangs with.

Did you see that shit that Bradford did? Bitch is out of control

by Mccullers January 22, 2015

braden

son of a bitch. doesn't really understand the way the world works. a braden usually doesn't care about anyone besides themselves and they'll do nothing but whine until they get what they want. not someone you wanna get close to unless you call 500,000 miles close.

That Braden guy, yeah he's an ass.

by picturetoburn November 21, 2010

Brad

He likes swing dancing and playing the guitar and hiding in the closet when the wind is loud. He always wears his favorite purple hoodie and has a twitchy ankle. Brads are very sweet and they like smoothies. Hanging out with him is refreshing and cool, just like lemonade. Brads work best with girls whose names start with an E, such as "Edna", "Edwina", "Erma", "Edwarda", and "Ethel". Oh, and he's pretty much amazing.

Ethel: "Look at that Brad! Why is he hiding in the closet?" Edwina: "Because all the purple hoodies are in there!"

by Tennessee Girl April 25, 2011

Brad's Law

To a computer programmer, the similarity between a clitoris and a segfault. To the programmer, both can be notoriously difficult to find, and offer great reward when found.

Jim: Dude, i can't satisfy my girlfriend!
Brad: Pretend her clit is a segfault.

Jim: You're advice worked great!
Brad: That's why it's Brad's Law!

by goodvikings November 30, 2009

braidden

Silly, hyped/ hyper, happy and funny person that loves with there whole heart. Sometimes gets in trouble but has fun and thinks everything can be a game.

Braidden is a happy person that loves to play.

by #fallungstars December 19, 2016

Braidi

A wonderful,loving person who accepts people for themselves and dosent change them to there likening and is a little insecure sometimes but has no reasons no be cause they are beautiful,smart and caring.they also make a amazing friend who is there for you when you need them and are happy to help

Braidi is a wonderful friend I could ask for a better friend

by Aurora winter August 14, 2017