Sex in a Bottle

Using the male penis and a water bottle to masturbate. After several thrusts or ejaculation, quickly seal the bottle with a cap/lid. You will then have Sex in a Bottle.

I mastubated with a water bottle and kept the bottle sealed with my filthy and warm ejaculent... my Sex in a Bottle.

by djdjdjdjdjddjdjdjooo June 11, 2014

left handed beer bottle

a large, fake wang usually used for a dirty rasberry hudini swirl.

Man, i was givin this girl a hudini swirl last night and she asked me to use the left handed beer bottle!

by 4seasonsfunds May 18, 2006

Victorias Secret Bottle

A very large/wide dick. As round as a Victoria's Secret Body Double Mist bottle.

Damn, his Victorias Secret bottle really made me weak last night.

by Dank ass March 3, 2008

bottle-opener

term used to describe a girl(sometimes a softball player) whose pussy is so tight, it can be used to open a bottle; usually an exaggeration

Hey, its the 1st basemen for the softball team, she's so tight, shes a bottle-opener!

by §teve July 22, 2005

BOTTL

BEND OVER TAKE THE LENGTH
Used only when a hot chick is in the surrounding area and you want your friends to know. Best used in a public area so nobody knows what you're talking about.

GUY 1: BOTTL
GUY 2: Where? (views room)
GUY 2: Total BOTTL

by Strith June 11, 2006

piss into a bottle

to get drunk or drink too much alcohol.(probably)

Coffee was no good for punctuating the tedium unless he was prepared to piss into a bottle (Kate Atkinson-Case Histories)

by fortuneteller657 August 23, 2007

boflex

boflex is a fake rolex watch. The second hand tends to tick and or go backwards opposed to the real rolex which sweeps in the correct motion.

I purchased this boflex watch off a vendor in NY

by Brad May 13, 2005