Fail Boat 

Someone who constantly fails at something, and generally Life in its self. Can be told to the person as a pay out.

Excuse me, sir can i plz ride take a ride on your fail boat.

Hey lets all jump on to this noobs fail boat and take a ride down Fail Lake.

Fail Boat by World Owner January 14, 2009

tug boat

The girl who is leading a guy by the hand (balls) through a bar to what ever she wants to do.

look at that Tug Boat leading that poor guy

tug boat by Bob Floamer April 28, 2005

im on a boat 

to mean, on top of the world, in your element, well happy and satisfied.

hey man hows you doing wiv your new girl?
im on a boat,man everything sweet.

im on a boat by brapbrapbrapgmaninit March 27, 2009

shrimp boat 

The act of a fella recieving oral sex from 2 women simultaniously while finger blasting each of them from behind. Each woman must have their ass pointed out to each side in order for the "captain" to reach each vagina for insertion. Wearing a captains hat is strongly encouraged. If walked in upon mid shrimping, the captain must simply reply in his best forrest gump voice "that's my Boat."

Dude, two strippers were giving me head after taking lines of coke off my dong and I gave em the old shrimp boat!

shrimp boat by El Capitan26 December 15, 2011

WWJSwift-boat 

Short for Who Would Jesus Swift-boat, referring to a common core value of lying and corroborating a hoax to discredit someone while claiming a close relationship to Jesus. See GOP, Also See Dirty Tricks, Whisper Campaign, Tricky Dick, Richard Nixon

WWJSwift-boat Swift-boating Carl Rove Dubyah-Dumb Evil Dick Jesus and $1 million dollar absolution

WWJSwift-boat by Jerfma March 25, 2010

glass bottom boat ride 

the act of applying plastic wrap to your partners face then proceeding to urinate upon said partners face

The Nebraskan gave his wife the GLASS BOTTOM BOAT RIDE that she so eagerly desired.

glass bottom boat ride by 475tet September 1, 2010

whatever floats your boat 

WATER!!!
thats what floats my boat at least.

also used as an expression which means "you can do whatever your preference is."
i dont see how that has anything to do with water, though...

Jeremy:Hey Chad want to go to Mcdonalds or Taco Bell across the street?
Chad:Whatever floats your boat.
Jeremy:uh, water?...
Chad:no, asshat.its an expression.

whatever floats your boat by ThaPigg October 23, 2008