Blind Eagle

V. a sexual move that that happens when a male jumps up in the air kicking both lags out to the side in a split and touches his toes; his balls then stretch out and hit the girl sitting down in the eyes. blind eagle...

At the Banque, Onyx, who was wearing booty shorts, gave the girl getting a lap dance the blind eagle!

by tinylemons April 18, 2009

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clutter blind

Common symptom in males of all ages. Occurs when there could a small mess somewhere around the house and guys do not seem to notice this mess at all, even when told to clean it up.

"Why didn't you pick up those towels on the stairs Michael?"
"I didn't see them when I got home."
"What are you...clutter blind? They have been there for 2 days"

by 810glenbrook January 31, 2008

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legally blind

1. Not blind
2. One who receives state assistance or preferential treatment ostensibly for poor eyesight or impaired vision
3. A panhandler who sports the accoutrements of the sightless: a seeing eye dog, dark tinted eyeglasses, a cane , a tin cup, and a hand-lettered sign soliciting donations from the public, but whose eyesight within normal range. A beggar who feigns blindness.

4. One who wears eyeglasses and exploits and exaggerates the condition as a disability that requires government assistance, financial or otherwise.

My cabdriver told us "being legally blind has a lot of bennies" such as "they can't fire me for having too many accidents"

by My dog's name April 25, 2020

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