Baked

The act of sitting in a full bathtub with the water still running and slitting down you forearm to end the enteral darkness that is life

Bro: Yo what are you doing later tonight
Me: I just got dumped bro I'm going home and getting baked

by Lil Potato June 24, 2017

baked into a pie

A phrase used to describe being high on marijuana, used especially when the speaker is extremely high.

I was hanging out with a few friends the other day, and we got pretty baked into a pie and watched some Bob Ross.

by snipsnopsleepslop July 17, 2017

baked potato

the act of scaring someone so bad that they shit themselves thereby creating what looks like a large baked potato on their pants.

I scared Rob so bad he had a baked potato.

by darthdaddydaadfgasfdhgjhgdkg April 24, 2017

Baked potato

In general, when a person who isn't the most attractive gets "baked", or high.

Tom: Man, last night was lit!
Jeff(the slightly unattractive one): Yeah, but I have work tomorrow..
Tom: It's alright, man. You're already a baked potato anyway. I'm sure no one will notice.

by That_user_with_a_name April 28, 2017

Baned

During the sex act with your partner you insert the empty can of Pringles, with the bottom first, inside the anus of your partner. Now start talking into the can of Pringles with the voice of Bane from the Dark Night Rises.

Yesterday I baned my girlfriend.

by SirLunchAlot August 24, 2017

banded sugar ant

Banded-sugar-ant: a sugar ant that can be seen at almost everywhere, their food is sweet paste

Banded-sugar-ant: banded sugar ant seems to be much gathering of banded-sugar-ants at mangoe fruit riping time.

by Jesmion Chikwudi Ibekwe August 27, 2017

Baked

Smoking a fat doint with young king Dave and getting high as fuck

Dude we got so baked with young king Dave last night

by Gabe12345678956 September 2, 2017