Scotties"e"wagon 

A place where spanish, male prostitutes and post-adolescent virginity, go to die.

In July of 2010, on the sandy beaches of Long Island, Police found Pedro, 19, lying face down, in a pool of urine and blood, in scotties"e"wagon.

Scotties"e"wagon by hoss geller January 16, 2012

Feed The Wagon

To insert ones penis into a woman's vagina.

George: Did you and Stacy hang out last night?

Bob: Yes we did.

George: Did you feed the wagon?

Bob: Yes the Wagon was well that night, try it out sometime.

Feed The Wagon by feed the wagon August 16, 2012

Amish Covered Wagon 

(N); synonym of Dutch Oven...

Typically perpetrated by the male human species (however open to both genders): when in bed one farts (silent or audibly), while pulling (or already having pulled) the covers over the others head in order to make a both warm and noxious local atmosphere.

It is the credentialed opinion of this author that this term was proliferated and hereby codified by virtue of a certain sharp witted, critical thinking Navy Health Care Administrator - who's name shall be with held for the sake of professional courtesy.

Upon returning home from deployment and witnessing the incredible house makeover, Jeff validated his familial happiness with no less than three Amish Covered Wagons that evening.

Amish Covered Wagon by always_laugh December 14, 2013

chocolate covered wagon

Act of dipping your dick in hot chocolate then making your girl suck it off.

I gave Lisa a chocolate covered wagon last night.

chocolate covered wagon by bolognaround January 22, 2015

lingering red wagon 

When a girl leaves a period ring on your Willy and you can't shower before you go to work

That drunk girl gave me a stinky lingering red wagon last night.

lingering red wagon by bolognaround May 7, 2015

fixed his wagon 

Put some fool back on track.

I fixed his wagon when he got busted

fixed his wagon by JohnELaw September 26, 2015

california meat wagon 

The sexual act of folding a neverhard dick in half and shoving it inside a vagina. Also sometimes using the balls with the folded dick just so you can feel something firm.

My husband couldn't get hard last night, so we tried the California Meat Wagon. Best I have had in some time.

california meat wagon by Havealotofbalz May 11, 2016