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Twitter’s biggest issue

On a tweet relating to cars*

Prostitute bot: Pussy in bio

@GDamus: hey prostitute bot, I don’t wanna see your butt, boobs and private part, Now shut up and stop commenting on people tweets about your stinky vulva or vagina. Sheesh this is twitter’s biggest issue and Elon is not doing anything about it
by EMD F59PHI July 12, 2024
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Twitter-adjacent

1. Any person who also uses twitter can be described as “twitter-adjacent” to you

2. Common language to describe your non affiliation with someone famous on social media

3. The relationship all of us elder millennials had with Tom on MySpace.
Example 1:

“Uh uh! Watch out that mf’er is crazy. Wait to he gets all obsessed with you cause you two are twitter-adjacent! “

Example 2:

Me: “Girl, i love Chris Lake! Like, i get turned on just being twitter-adjacent to him.”

Girl: ”You so crazy!
by Bareback Banshee August 6, 2024
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Twitter Atheist

Somebody who will talk about Religion more than the Pope or Dalai Lama on Twitter. They’re similar to Reddit Atheists in that 90% of the time, their biggest trauma with Religion was going to Sunday school and going into detention for saying God isn’t real.
Guy on Twitter: I think God is cool and I also respect Atheists

Twitter Atheist: God is dead and your Religion is false. Kill yourself.

Guy on Twitter: Tf bro I just said I think God is cool
by Skenry of Halitz December 16, 2023
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Twitter whore

A non-public figure/celebrity verified Twitter account that interaction farms or rage baits for money.
There are so many Twitter whores at the bottom of Pop Base’s posts hoping they’ll annoy stans.
by anonymous January 2, 2024
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Twitter verification checkmark

A blue checkmark next to a Twitter account indicating that some doofus spent 8 dollars to look like a jackass
"John is a pompous douche who thinks he's better than everyone else because he bought a Twitter verification checkmark"
by Saulman500 February 4, 2024
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Twitter Trooper

Someone who gets offended by EVERYTHING. You have to be very careful making jokes around these people if you don't want a flurry of whiny nonsense aimed directly towards your ear. (Most of these people have blue hair.)
I offended a Twitter Trooper the other day, it was not a pleasant time.
by schnozzy November 26, 2023
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Twitter Posting

A niche community of Twitter users, which saw a peak in activity in early-to-mid 2023, where each account would have a particular niche they would post popular memes remixed to fit said niche or post to Twitter in-character. Activity in this sub-group died down towards the end of 2023 as drama inside the community involving certain high-follower users ended up causing severe friction and the initial fad wore out, although some accounts are still actively posting.

The word stems from the popular internet slang of ‘Shitposting’.
Person 1: Did you hear about those Twitter Posting guys?
Person 2: Oh yeah, that was a thing, wasn’t it?
by Octagonal Revolver March 11, 2024
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