turtle hug 

being back to back with someone and locking arms as one person lifts the other into the air as the turtle standing and the shell in the air

"i walked up to a random person at the intersection and gave them a turtle hug" Dante said to Phillip as they were walking down the street

turtle hug by fredslayer99 November 4, 2016

turtle dust

When you go to the restroom and you feel like you have to let one go and it feels like a turtle head sticking out and its really just dust.

Man I went to bathroom thinking I was going to have a good one and it turned out to be turtle dust.

turtle dust by Bill Joe77 January 16, 2017

Turtle porn 

A guy bad at sex

Mickey: " how is Tyler's dick game?"

Heaven:"It's like turtle porn, slow and boring"

Turtle porn by Grumpup March 23, 2017

Turtle Tears 

An insincere display of sorrowful emotion.

The little girl shed turtle tears as she hoped her angry mother would not scold her for jumping on the bed.

Turtle Tears by Meowmix789 October 24, 2017

Turtle Belt 

An elastic band (or other improvised object) used to close off the end of an uncircumcised penis at the point of ejaculation in order to quickly and cleanly move from your location.

I had to grab a turtle belt and run to the bathroom so I didn't stain the new couch.

Turtle Belt by Redh00d4 May 3, 2018

Turtle fight 

Two circumcised men get hard and try to dock, resulting in a turtle fight.

After reading about docking online, Tj and Shawn attempted to dock. Because both men were circumcised, it resulted in a turtle fight.

Turtle fight by Imnotafuckingtypewriter January 20, 2018

Turtle golf 

The art of loosing a golf ball, in a water hazard, while playing for money and miraculously finding it when no one is looking.

No fucking way he got a par!!
He straight Turtle golf’d It!

Turtle golf by Neverlostaballever August 30, 2018