You're tearing me apart, Lisa!

"You're tearing me apart, Lisa!" is the official motto of the cucks. It is from the best worst film "The Room". You're the fiancee of a thot named Lisa who's in love with your best friend, Mark. Mark and Lisa big bang each other, and you become officially cucked. This is how Lisa tears you apart. You thought you were the only person who fucks her belly button and can see her tiddies, but you were wrong, cuck.

thottie lisa: "i can't talk right now."
tommy: "why lisa, WHY LISA? please talk to me, PLEASE. you're part of my life, you are everything, i could not go on without you lisa."
thottie lisa: "you're scaring me."
tommy: "you're lying, I NEVER HIT YOU! YOU'RE TEARING ME APART, LISA!"

by fatb8tch July 20, 2019

trail of tears

When you ejaculate into a persons eye

I gave her a trail of tears

by sure May 13, 2005

Anal Tears

Diarrhoea, severe Diarrhoea.
Your ass is crying, Diarrhoea.
All wet and runny, Diarrhoea.
Just like tears, Diarrhoea.

Had a right dodgy kebab lastnight, made my arse cry this morning, it cried anal tears.

by PantsofSor April 27, 2008

Tearmonger

One who habitually complains about everything

Meddyk is without a doubt Gawaine's most renowned tearmonger

by Finicut January 6, 2005

teardolled

A description of a person who is upset or 'gutted' and resembles a crying doll.

I kicked Joe in the nuts, he was well teardolled

by P Jones September 5, 2006

Tearful Goodbye

A method of masturbation whereby your own tears are utilized as lubricant.

Lindsey left Jayson after which Jayson enjoyed a Tearful Goodbye alone in the shower...

by meimei5363 September 9, 2010

tearstrings

Something you say to a person called Miriam instead of heartstrings.

Will these fat people tug on your tearstrings?

by ilikenewwords March 18, 2011