Anal Tears

Diarrhoea, severe Diarrhoea.
Your ass is crying, Diarrhoea.
All wet and runny, Diarrhoea.
Just like tears, Diarrhoea.
Had a right dodgy kebab lastnight, made my arse cry this morning, it cried anal tears.
by PantsofSor April 27, 2008
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wanny wacking

Mate I had a right good Wanny Wacking earlier! Twas Glorious!
by PantsofSor March 03, 2008
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