trach trap

One guy sticks his penis in a girls mouth while another guy sticks his penis in her trach hole. Effectively creating a finger trap with her throat.

Did you hear mark and Joey got their dicks stuck in a trach trap for two hours.

by Cassholio June 3, 2014

Tacticiously

adjective
1. An act by anyone planned tactically to destroy the other.

How does it feel now when I've tacticiously cut you out of your future earnings?

by asteinman September 5, 2014

tactical sleeping

When you give up your favored sleeping choice to go next to the girl you like.

Ollie gave the mattress to his friend so he could sleep next to his crush. This was tactical sleeping.

by Dictionaryy October 22, 2014

tactical excuse

An excuse or set of excuses that removes or points the blame of poor performance or poor planning on ones equipment, other operators, or acts of god such as weather.

Operator 1: Hey what seems to be the issue, you were just laughing at how easy this was going to be a few days ago?
Operator 2: The sun is in my eyes, and its so cold I can't complete simple tasks, but mostly I'm hungry and when that happens I get dizzy. Any other time non of this would not be an issue.
Operator 1: Damn, your full of tactical excuses... go change your manpon.

by trevp April 15, 2015

Tactical Beach Sex

The use of a gilly suit and a heavy sergeant accent in the process of inducing intercourse with a female, male, dog, or Korean soldier on the premises of a beach. (AMSD OM 50 Nemesis Sniper Rifle Optional.)

Bob: Say Jim, me and Stacy had some intense tactical beach sex.. i let her fire my AK-47 at least three times.
Jim: Damn son!

by Chippy Boy November 15, 2015

tactical porn

When you think you've been rattled by a dodgy pop-up, one must go through the process of tactical porn. This means purposely watching porn repeatedly to try and throw off the scent of potential IP snakes.

Mate, I totally got rattled by a pop-up last night.
How so?
I was watching porn when a pop-up for busty milfs surprised me , I don't want anyone thinking I'm into busty milfs

Dude, you need to deploy a tactical porn

by Pinkypinkypinky June 9, 2017

Tactical turd

The process of having of having a poo before you leave your house when you don't need to have one to not inconvenience yourself later on in the day and needing to have a poo when not in your house.

"Have you left yet?"
"Not yet, I'm having a tactical turd"

by regdoss September 13, 2018