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Old Man Tongue Disease 

when one uses his/her tongue repeatedly to moisten their lips...or smelling the air with their tongue. commonly found at bingo parlors or park benches...and persons over the age of 63.
' i saw a man earlier lick his lips 20-30 times in a minute like a snake...he must have had "old man tongue disease"!!

One night tongue

when you make out with someone that you don't even have the slightest clue of who they are
"Hey man I recognize that girl"

"Dude you had some one night tongue with you at the party last night"

"Oh yeah"
One night tongue by Seductivegypsey September 12, 2015

The Elven tongue 

Gabe how do you not know what "The Elven Tongue" is?
The Elven tongue by WaikoAnna December 8, 2017

don't let your tongue decapitate you 

an Arabic proverb meaning

a) don't say something hurtful to someone when you are in a close relationship with them and you want that relationship to continue"

b) think twice before saying something retargerous and having subsequently deal with the negative consequences
just like don't put the camel in the trash , don't let your tongue decapitate you is a useful phrase to add to your trashabulary if you are a modern idiotager yet want to be grounded in reality

Mr.Big-tongue 

A insane person who is also a pervert and likes to call their children’s girlfriend their daughter
Me:”omg it’s mr.big-tongue hide!!”
Friend:”omg what do we do!!!”
Me:”Hide!!”

joe's tongue 

A dildo found in Chelsie's Pussy.
YO! Joe's tongue goes so deep, it reaches my womb!
joe's tongue by Bubbadabully May 14, 2020