hard in the taint

going hard. a bro action with excessive strength.

"Bro a 70 second keg stand followed by puking and then more drinking"
"hard in the taint"

by dip skip June 18, 2012

taint licker

one who lickes the taint of another person.

graham, tyler, rader, you.

by sama April 28, 2003

Ice cream taint job

When you bust a creamy nut on a girls taint after sex

Yeah buddy I pulled out so late I busted An "Ice cream taint job".

by Keepin it Savvy August 11, 2009

tainted love

Something you get from a dirty whore.

I got some tainted love one time, and it still itches.

by I got crabs August 17, 2005

taint paint

Mark left on the underwear after scratching the taint. It may have a peculiar smell but not the smell of shit, therefore, it may appear to be a skid-mark but it is not.

You're always scratching yourself down there. You're gonna leave your underwear full of taint paint!

by AFRO12 June 27, 2007

taint rub

What else would it be you stupid motherfucker.

"hey so listen stacy, shut the fuck up for one second a give me a taint rub ho."

by Fighter Hayabusa July 8, 2003

taintoo

a tattoo on the perineum

Burt was totally hammered last night and Steve and Morty talked him into getting a taintoo that says "Keep Going."

by Decidedly So June 23, 2007