trail of tears

When you ejaculate into a persons eye

I gave her a trail of tears

by sure May 13, 2005

Anal Tears

Diarrhoea, severe Diarrhoea.
Your ass is crying, Diarrhoea.
All wet and runny, Diarrhoea.
Just like tears, Diarrhoea.

Had a right dodgy kebab lastnight, made my arse cry this morning, it cried anal tears.

by PantsofSor April 27, 2008

Tearmonger

One who habitually complains about everything

Meddyk is without a doubt Gawaine's most renowned tearmonger

by Finicut January 6, 2005

teardolled

A description of a person who is upset or 'gutted' and resembles a crying doll.

I kicked Joe in the nuts, he was well teardolled

by P Jones September 5, 2006

Tearful Goodbye

A method of masturbation whereby your own tears are utilized as lubricant.

Lindsey left Jayson after which Jayson enjoyed a Tearful Goodbye alone in the shower...

by meimei5363 September 9, 2010

tearstrings

Something you say to a person called Miriam instead of heartstrings.

Will these fat people tug on your tearstrings?

by ilikenewwords March 18, 2011

tearadowner

it's a breed (or species) of people that tear you down

That family is a "tearadowner" family. No matter what you say or do they always have something negative to say about it.

by justafriendofthefam June 17, 2011