Guy 1: Wow Ben sure did drink alot last night
Guy 2: Yea that Toilet Hugger should have paced himself
Guy 2: Yea that Toilet Hugger should have paced himself
by vots69 February 1, 2010
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Einstein's theories of general and special relativity are toilet ideas. He was taking a heavy dump when he realized space is like toilet water...
by Preteranimus July 15, 2010
Get the toilet idea mug.The act of a male urinating at night without ambient light, trying to locate the interior of the toilet. Directional adjustments are made until the male hears the splashing of interior toilet water. Once the toilet has been located, the male relaxes and sets flow rate to full.
Fred woke up from a deep slumber and walked to the bathroom. It was completely dark, and he used a toilet ping to avoid a mess on the floor.
by nlan1 August 14, 2010
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by wopo99 October 17, 2011
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"No spray no laaay, no spray no laay, we want gash gash gash" - Toilet Guardian
"Be quiet, Toilet Guardian" - person
"Be quiet, Toilet Guardian" - person
by twigulus October 23, 2011
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Honey, can you grab the "toilet key" for me, I'm locked in again! Fucking kids need to start replacing the rolls!
by davidbrookstone October 25, 2011
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