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Tom McKeating

A Medieval Fatimal representing a Warthog , found in folklore usually large in size and foul smelling. This beast has wild, flowing gagoulash and likes felching. Some consider him to be a 'Felchenstein'.

Particularly vulgar and considered a bad omen for young females in the surrounding villages, due to its reputation as a creeper and love for prawn pockets.
that guys a right Tom McKeating.

''Are you a creeper?''
''What do you think I am? A Tom McKeating?''
by ghettobooty5000 October 13, 2011
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tom luca

A man with muscles and a really really large penis.
He spreads out Testosteron.
A perfect boyfriend Who is smart and cool.
He is rich and chilled.
Oh there is a nice guy, i think its a Tom luca.

Im wet betwenn my legs.

Im about to cum just lookin at him.

Oh its tom luca.
by Diggiiilol December 5, 2016
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Tom Morris

A bad excuse for a human. Also known as the "shittest cunt from Two Rocks to Bunbury". A regular target for ampethamine fuled abuse. If found in the wild, call the RSPCA or consider euthanasia.
There goes that absolute piece; Tom Morris.
by Fidget Spinna April 19, 2018
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The Tom Wolf

When a state’s governor fucks every single citizen then gets re-elected.
Wow, that fucker really gave me the Tom wolf last night. Can’t wait for 4 more years of ass fucking!
by The jammin mammy November 7, 2020
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Tom Hagen

Someone who has been kicked out of a group. Someone who has been part of something for a long time and now removed.
"Haven't seen him around" yea he's Tom Hagen!
by Joey Slang March 28, 2015
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Tom Delonge

Tom Delonge, amazing singer/guitarist from Blink 182*, Boxcar Racer and Angels And Airwaves. Hottest guy alive. Look at him. LOOK at him. Ahhh. Yes. He's SOO hot.

Tom Delonge>Anyone else

*Yes, I know Mark sang aswell.
Me: Tom Delonge is SO hot and talented. Yes.
Friend: No he's not
Me: Get away from me peasant.
by IsThisNameGone July 29, 2008
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Tom Hanks

Means taking adderall, or other amphetamine pills. Can also be used for very good quality amphetamine. Never used for street meth. The term comes from Tom Hanks having ADD and has taken adderall in the past, as well as many other famous people In Hollywood whom have taken it, but calling ADD medication Tom Hanks creates a lightheartedness and puts others as ease when confronted with the choice to take amphetamines recreationally. And who wouldn’t want to take something called Tom Hanks, Tom Hanks just exudes safety and happiness. You can take the name deeper by associating whatever movie Tom was in, his character or other fellow characters. More points are awarded to people who don’t look up all the Tom Hanks movies, but lets them come naturally, texting friends once an old Hanks movie hits them that can be associated with adderall.
We were looking for some Tom Hanks, but everyone one else had already saved private ryan. We yelled Wilson in desperation to find some at the party....
by Jrobertblack January 4, 2018
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